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Animal Facts! (Meerkat, Clouded Leopard, Southern Bald Eagle, Conch)
Meerkat Favorite phrase, by necessity, is “I could’ve sworn someone told me ‘pants optional.'” Hits on girls by saying even if he can’t touch their treasure CHEST, he’s still going to think about ways...
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How to Make a Keanu Reeves Worthy Plot
Pick a word for each of the following categories: Energy source (i.e. gasoline, hydroelectric, solar, etc). Synonym of hug. Method of transportation. Weather word (i.e. stormy, windy, sunny, etc). Food...
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My Zombie Roomy (8/2/11)
I think the Zombie actually did manage to somehow combine with a werewolf. Is there some website he used for this? Or maybe a bulletin board at the local college? “Unkempt, antisocial (except for...
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Awkward Quick Hits
I went to a big meeting and asked a question which was not a question but really more of a complaint about the current setup for the project the meeting was about. Later that day I was walking to the...
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Stereotypes and A-Holes (And How I Relate to Them So Well)
Through work I found out about a great volunteer opportunity where people from work went to a school and did all of the lessons in one day. Hanging out with kids all day? Sounds good. (That’s not...
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Baby Comedy Routine
Hey folks, how are we all doing tonight? Good? Ok, ok … So listen, a few months ago, before I was born, I remember saying, “hey, lady, mother figure, am I right?, I’m like, hey, can’t a guy get a...
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